WHAT!!!

OK - So i have been threatening to start a blog for a long time now. I have gone back and forth in the past about making a blog where I just rant, or tell people the random thoughts that go thru my mind, but I have finally decided what I will do my blog on. BECOMING A D BAG. Perfect

So I think in general people would agree that I'm a nice guy. I'm funny. Easy to be around. Pretty much always willing to help when I can. So why wont ladies pay any attention to me?

A good friend said not to long ago, "think about the one thing that is standing in the way of you being in a relationship, and focus only on fixing that." What is that one thing? Its me being fat. I have accepted that. I have accepted that ladies are just as shallow as us guys, and it is important to them to be on the arm of a guy who is fit. So that's what I am doing.

For the next 100 days I will be using this blog to document my journey to developing a "D-Bag" body.

I listen to girls at church, and am amazed at the stories they tell. "why cant I find a guy who is nice, treats me well, and isn't a jerk?" Well, its because you girls keep telling us actual nice guys no, and go on dates with people we know are clearly not right for you (or ANYONE).

Since a rock hard body is important to the ladies, this is what I am going for. This will be the only time in my life that I have actually focused on this goal. I have attempted in the past, but finally it is time. I guess I have hit the point where drug addicts hit and look for help.

I have paid for a personal trainer 1 hour a day, 5 days a week. I will be documenting everything that goes in my mouth, and am not against using different combinations of pills to get to this ridiculous goal.

This will be a good social experiment for me. When you ask women what they want what do they say? Someone with a good sense of humor, tall, good hair, good job, funny, knows how to cook, likes kids, good job, nice car, nice clothes. These are some of the things that I have seen in the Cosmos at the store. Well, I am some of this list, yet when I ask ladies on very very very casual dates I am still told no.

I only have a few goals in life left. 1) look awesome in a t-shirt. 2) look just as awesome wearing a baby blue blazer.

It is sad when you are to skinny to be on "Biggest Loser" and to fat to shop at Bannanna Republic.

Let the fun begin! I will post pics every Monday. If you have not seen me for a while I am sorry but the pictures at the beginning of this experiment will not be pretty. But I come from good genes and should be able to improve the pics.